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" You DJ so bad, when you try to record your set, Pro Tools logs in online, downloads ANOTHER guy's mix and tries to replace whatever you recorded just so it doesn't have to deal with your ass anymore. Call your mommy" You DJ so bad, that the INDUSTRY is gonna force you down our throats, give you a recording contract, a tv show, a video hoe to be seen around the hood with, and a movie deal. You DJ so bad, you don't know the difference between vinyl records and office records.
i'm suprised the stuff that goes through that place. They will push you to the top of the charts, "accidently" shoot you to give you street cred, and your EXCLUSIVE MIX DVD is soon to be "leaked" to continue the hype. I dj so bad, I recorded my first mix and finished the whole set and went to play it back and there is distortion on the line. I was going to post it here and let you guys rip it apart for me.
You DJ so bad, DJ Q-bert has a video of you and said this is NOT how to scratch. (Have much respect for ya AM, so hope you don't get mad for using your name! You DJ so bad, when the manager said if you have Technics, you said sure.. Until DAT machines became common in the early 1990s, the predominant method of playback was using cassette decks.
You DJ so bad, you thought sticker slip was when the sticker fell off your new era hat You DJ so bad, you thought relative mode was when you got your cousin to do it for you You Dj so bad, you thought internal mode was where you could control it with your mind You DJ so bad, you thought vinyl scroll was an ancient document made out of something shinny. ) You DJ so bad, Southwest wants you for the Wanna Get Away commercial. Playing vinyl recordings was never a realistic practice in the heat of Goa as the vinyl would easily warp. I DJ SO BAD that last week i was djing and was cueing a song... You DJ so bad, the sound guy asks if you have XLR outputs.
You Dj so bad, you thought needle dropping was a bad idea, cos your wouldn't be able to find them in the dark You DJ so bad, you thought sticker slip was when the sticker fell off your new era hat You DJ so bad, you thought relative mode was when you got your cousin to do it for you You Dj so bad, you thought internal mode was where you could control it with your mind You DJ so bad, you thought vinyl scroll was an ancient document made out of something shinny. whopes, although the cue button was pressed, the fader was in the middle with the level up and everything was comming out the speakers... You said no, I have Kodak 110 Instamatic point-n-shoot camera.
You Dj so bad, you thought needle dropping was a bad idea, cos your wouldn't be able to find them in the dark You DJ so bad, Serato, Apple, Technics gave you hush money to say you are not using their products. (Have much respect for ya AM, so hope you don't get mad for using your name! You DJ so bad, when the manager said if you have Technics, you said sure.. ha ha, funny thing is that someone said that was a dope mix! and all ya'll better keep your mouthes closed cause i know everyone has done something dumb no matter how long you've been around! But you question why he wants to hook up to a camera instead of the sound system.
You have Sony Walkman CD players "connected" to the mixer with some random CD in a constant loop/repeat all setting. best so far IMO You DJ so bad, the only thing you can mix is your saliva with my cum!
You took a screen shot of Scratch Live from this forum and use it as a desktop wallpaper when trying to rock the crowd. You DJ so bad, when someone asked if you had any DIGWEED, you took out a joint. You DJ so bad, a higher power decided your children should be born deaf and with no arms in an attempt to stop your next generation from following your footsteps. Not pass yourself off as a Serato or Rane employee 3.
You DJ so bad, that when you played a gunshot sample, everyone at the club pulled out their heaters, and you got caught in the cross-fire. U dj so bad, that at every transition between songs, before you move your crossfader, you grab the mic and yell "Reeemmmiiiixxxx", and at the same time you trigger that horn sample "B-b-b--b-b--b-bb-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" ....between slow songs :) You DJ so bad, theres bouncers posted up at the club that wont let you in, at the skate rink, at the pub, at the school dance that wont let you in, at the house party, and the park, the wedding, and even at your own bedroom that just will not let you in.
Don't laugh, I was the bar manager and the resident DJ because I couldn't find a DJ worth a damn.
I would mix the tracks, hit the bar and help out the bartender, and go back to the booth. You DJ so bad Technics demanded their Turntables back. You DJ so bad the speakers refuse to play what you're 'cooking'.
You DJ so bad, they said meet DJ AM at LAX sunday nights, so you waited at the airport all night, pissed off that AM dissed ya.
You DJ so bad, when Stonerokk says crush the mix, you start crushing the records in pieces You DJ so bad, when other DJs says you are killing it, they literally mean the dancers are dying in agony at the dancefloor from your mix.
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When the onlookers/stalkers ask why the screen (the wallpaper you took a pic of) is frozen, you made an excuse saying it just crashed and it is in the process of rebooting. You DJ so bad, there are 3 dj's at your new resident gig... You DJ so bad, that you can't auto sync on Traktor. You DJ so bad all the trees lean towards you - cause you SUCK. You DJ so bad they have to lock the doors to keep people from leaving.